andrewbreitel:

"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram

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commanderknotty:

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

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what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

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confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

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stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

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awwww-cute:

Her look when she wants to eat

awwww-cute:

Her look when she wants to eat

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frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe:

cloudcuckoolander527:

thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS

WHO THE FUCK IS HATING ON ROTTWEILERS?!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU NEED TO GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY!!!

GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENCE OF HUMANITY

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